February 2011
97 posts
Best friends having different taste in guys.
So I told my friend who I thought was cute and she was like
So I was like “WTF bitch.. uh
I asked her who she thinks is cute. She points to this random guy and I’m like..
He’s ugly as fuck. So then she goes
And I’m like
I bring up another guy and she looks at me like
So I look at her back like
We finally agree on a guy that’s cute.
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people...
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school
*Robot slaps Son*
SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story
*Robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!
*Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.
*Robot slaps mom*
Jealous and paranoid, yes.
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etcetera.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
introducing, neveralone guy.
hp-greekromanegyptianmyths:
arienelovesyou:
cheskabortion:
aspoonofcrazy:
iamthehalf-bloodprincess:
purpderp:
kkkpartybus:
I’m in love.
OH MY GOD
OMG WAT
OH SHIT
OMFG.
what the actual fuck.
FACT: Hindi lahat ng GOODBYES ay nakakalungkot.
Halimbawa:
“Goodbye Class.”
January 2011
105 posts
"look there's a cutie!"
Girls with the same face in every picture.
crunchyches:
awkwardboner:
orion-wolves:
pamburgers:
especiallygold:
Guys do it too…
Fish do it too…
reblogging for the third time just because of that last gif.
FISH DO IT TOO.
Omg how many times have i reblogged this HAHAHAH
Oh god. :)))))))))))))))))))))))
While walking with your friends...
goombachronicles-:
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
I LOL’ED SO HARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
When someone wakes me up:
Tuwing nakikita kita, naaalala ko ang kantang...
faindylicious:
When I see your face… it’s the end of the world.
....
i don’t know why i’m blogging about these past and present crushes but, uh, i can’t help myself. i can’t seem to express my thoughts during those nights if i talk to people. haha
so here it is..
see i have/had/i-don’t-want-to-think-about-him-this-time-but-when-i-see-him-butterflies-in-tummy crush with a guy i met during third year. uh, we actually met in my school...
When I'm walking and trying to be sexy at the same...
twpinkeyd:
Expectation:
Reality:
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
faberryjuice:
annagleek:
adamlam:
ayeeimsarah-:
izireyes:
gookies:
It alternates slapping hands when you look @ the face but when you look @ the hand that’s not moving .. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS.
MINDFUCKED
OMG WHAT IS THIS.
ohmygoodness.
oh wth…. o-o… omg… lol xD
O_O
what…..
A virgin girl is always teased by her classmates....
missmallows:
“I can be like you anytime I want. But no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be like me anymore.”
“My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17, and I had just heard about crib...”
– Johnny Depp (via johnnyburton)
If you love your dad, repost this. One boy didn't...
danaesshmanaee:
leabolante:
vee-myofb:
Don’t touch my daddy.
Don’t touch my daddy too.
Okay, the curse thing? fake. NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES THOUGH.
That awkward moment when you realize you're...
edisthgirbeht:
...
finally. i had time to blog about this. haha
i don’t actually know how to star this off, ‘cause it’s a long story. haha
PAST:
see i HAD this crush, when i was in first year. i think it all started with an event in school; i saw him standing ‘cause he was a marshal. yes, first year. marshal. haha. i asked my classmate if he knew his name and yes, she knows it. then there,...
When your with your friends and a hot guy walks by
Is there a chance? A fragment of light at the end...
When you're with your best friend and you see the...
alwaysinreverse:
What's behind a boys name? →
nileeeex5:
barbie290:
ugh-im-awesome:
epicallan:
143itxmaria:
opeitschris:
808lovebruh:
cherisellybelly:
shawtysaidshelikesme:
wassupunjella:
itsohsodisney:
snazzypazzies:
jealousorchard:
pilipippoy:
Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff. Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked. Adrian - small todger, probably gay....
REBLOG IF ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FEARS IS TO LOSE...
Please read this.
callmegomez:
Mga bagay na kinakainisan mo:
bianxbianca:
mytwinkletown:
ohmyjellybeans:
Minor subject na feeling major.
Ipis na lumilipad.
Battery low.
Mag-boyfriend/girlfriend na naglalandian sa harap mo.
Tagged photos na wala ka namang pakialam.
Refrigerator na tubig lang ang laman.
Load na mahirap i-unli.
Classmate mong sipsip.
Pasahero na ayaw iabot ang bayad mo.
Chain messages na wapakels kung mamatay ka kung di mo...
Look at this idiot's facebook picture. →
fuckyeah-y-u-no-guy:
herp derp, am i right?
That awkward moment when your teacher comes near...
roxyroller-:
And you know that she’s trying to take a peek at your test paper:
And you have to stop answering in case she sees your answer and thinks it’s stupid:
ALWAYS
Hindi ka sexy, MALNOURISHED ka lang talaga.
akosiminminmin:
FEELING!
That moment when you think that you annoy someone
but you want to talk to them.